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Keep track of every festive treat (or just pretend you are) with this hilarious retro Christmas Calorie Counter!

Because Christmas calories don’t really count — but it’s fun to pretend! The Christmas Calorie Counter is the perfect novelty gift for anyone who loves festive food with a side of humour.

Styled like a retro handheld clicker, this cheeky little gadget lets you keep a running total of all the mince pies, roast potatoes, and chocolate truffles you’ve “accidentally” enjoyed. With each satisfying click, you can keep track of your indulgence — or just challenge your friends to a snack-off.

Packed in a vintage-inspired gift box with candy-striped design, it makes a brilliant Secret Santa, stocking filler, or fun addition to the office Christmas party. A light-hearted way to celebrate the season’s excess with a smile!

Features:

Retro-style handheld clicker counter
Sturdy metal design with easy reset knob
Counts up to 9,999 (perfect for festive feasting!)
Presented in a colourful Christmas gift box
Ideal novelty stocking filler or Secret Santa gift

Delivery Information

We only despatch and process orders Monday to Friday. We do not despatch at weekends or bank holidays. If you order on a weekend your order will not be processed until the next working day.

We do not offer same day delivery on any of our products.

During busy periods such as Christmas, orders can be delayed. We will always aim to deliver on your specified date where a date has been selected. If you choose deliver ASAP, we will not prioritise your order and it may not be shipped the same day.

Delivery Options

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Are you looking to order in bulk?

If you are ordering over 10 items, please feel free to order all of your items online in one go. Then at the checkout page, click the multiple addresses button. You can then send us the different addresses for us to ship to.

We welcome corporate orders and can accommodate most budgets. We are happy to fulfill on your behalf to clients, staff, colleagues or customers. We can personalise hampers and even include your own additions to our hampers, for example greetings cards or brochures.

If you would like to discuss a large bulk order or something that is a bit more unique, please contact us.