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From classics to vintage, cruise control, high mileage, and rust prevention, this owner's workshop manual will keep your pensioner in tip top condition.

The perfect retirement gift, this manual is personalised throughout with the recipient's name at the top of each page and can include a message from you (cheeky or otherwise) on the opening page.

Entering the age of retirement should be a happy time in life, and this little manual will definitely provide a few laughs.The advantages of being a pensioner are clearly laid bare, for example 'you have nothing left to learn the hard way', unfortunately 'everything you've learned has been the hard way'.

Shipping Notice

This product will be dispatched by a different warehouse so may be sent separately from the rest of your order if you choose multiple items. International delivery options are not available for this product. UK delivery only.

Delivery Information

Shipping Notice This product will be dispatched by a different warehouse so may be sent separately from the rest of your order if you choose multiple items. International delivery options are not available for this product. UK delivery only.

We only despatch and process orders Monday to Friday. We do not despatch at weekends or bank holidays. If you order on a weekend your order will not be processed until the next working day.

We do not offer same day delivery on any of our products.

During busy periods such as Christmas, orders can be delayed. We will always aim to deliver on your specified date where a date has been selected. If you choose deliver ASAP, we will not prioritise your order and it may not be shipped the same day.

Delivery Options

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Are you looking to order in bulk?

If you are ordering over 10 items, please feel free to order all of your items online in one go. Then at the checkout page, click the multiple addresses button. You can then send us the different addresses for us to ship to.

We welcome corporate orders and can accommodate most budgets. We are happy to fulfill on your behalf to clients, staff, colleagues or customers. We can personalise hampers and even include your own additions to our hampers, for example greetings cards or brochures.

If you would like to discuss a large bulk order or something that is a bit more unique, please contact us.